The worst guilty pleasure? The second season of VH-1's "The Pickup Artist". Ladies, arm yourself against stealth attacks by drunken idiots in bars by watching this ridiculous show. There are men out there who actually buy in to this drivel. The show centers on turning lovable geeks with no game in to so-called "ladies' men". Too bad their tutor is a former magician called Mystery who advocates wearing black nail polish, goggles, feather boas and top hats as a way to lure the ladies in. He calls it "peacocking"; I call it "dressing like a moron." Mystery teaches the use of winning opening lines such as:
"Let me ask you a question: Would you ever sleep with a guy named Herman?"
"Hey... did you see the fight outside?" (when there was no fight)
Of course, I will probably just be accused of "negging" him but I declare an official Dirtbag Alert on anything Pickup Artist-related.
Oh yeah... you are so sexy! Hold me back. No, really... hold me back, please.
Want real advice on the art of seduction? Just watch my beloved Jon Hamm's skit on SNL. Sadly, this comedy skit is way sexier than anything that goofy magician could offer up.Or, perhaps even better, Captain Kirk's Guide to Women:
2 comments:
Freaking awesome. Have to concur with "look fabulous in a suit." Gets me every time. Well, not EVERY time, but you know...
i also concur with look fabulous in suit. And as if we aren't subjected to horrible pick up lines as it is, now we get this shmuck?
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