The good news: I appear to be a fairly balanced person... at least according to my personality profile results.
The shocking news: I actually got accepted. Eharmony's founder is Neil Clark Warren, an evangelical Christian who won't even let gays apply for eharmony. I was pretty sure my agnostic, divorced self was going to be denied.
The bad news: My inbox has been flooded with eharmony emails. You have a match! We will help you find love! Chuck from Havelock requests "guided communication" (huh?!?!) Just pay $147 for a six month membership.
The weird news: I don't think I am really ready for a serious relationship. The idea of a relationship started via the internet makes me break out in hives.
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Sweet Jesus, we are leading parallel lives on opposite ends of the country. I did the same thing: took the test and was accepted. BUT I cannot pull the trigger on paying money to start emailing some dude. They keep matching me with people who live far away. Call me gunshy, but long-distance does not appeal.
Not to mention the whole "not ready for a serious relationship" thing, too. Having too much fun!
Stupid commercials make us successful hot chicks feel inadequate. Still... I am tempted because the bar scene is getting so tired.
I hear you on the bar scene. Co-workers? No thanks. And now I'm even turning my back on my tried-and-true method: weddings. *Sigh*
Stupid commercials with the stupid smiley people!
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