11/12/08

Welcome To The Island: Dennis Miller



Mom always said that good looks will only get you so far; it is much better to have someone with whom you can discuss the morning paper with over breakfast. Smart = sexy. But smart + funny as hell = my eternal devotion. Enter Dennis Miller. I have had a secret crush on him for years. I love his old stand-up routines, even though I have to break out a dictionary to decipher half of what he is saying. I even tuned in for his disastrous run as a commentator on Monday Night Football (anyone who knows me can attest to my hatred of the sport) just so I could get snippets of his razor sharp wit and see that wicked smile.




His recent turn as a wack-job right wing news commentator definitely tests my devotion. Dennis Miller still cracks me up though, and I would love to see what discussions we would have over the morning paper. Welcome to the island, Dennis!

6 comments:

Leather Peacock said...

yeah, you can have dennis miller all to yourself. he is pretty funny though, he deserves to be on the island just for that!

Southern Helle said...

I stand by my Dennis Miller love, so quit being snooty. You are the one that almost picked the Dog Whisperer.

CKD said...

THE DOG WHISPERER? OK, I almost just snorted coffee out of my nose when I read that.

Leather Peacock said...

I stand by my almost dog whisperer pick. to each her own.

CKD said...

I totally had a thing (and still kinda do, truth be told) when I was about 12 or 13 for Commander Riker from Star Trek Next Generation.

Southern Helle said...

Mmmmmm... Riker has those gorgeous blue eyes. I share your love!