Everything old is new again. 90210: The Reboot is about to premiere (Complete with Brenda. Oh yeah... The Bitch is back!) We have seen the return of pegged jeans and crimped hair. New Kids on the Block released their first single since 1994 with an album and tour to follow this autumn. Since early 90s retro is enjoying its minute in the spotlight, I decided to induct some familiar faces from the past on to the island.
Rosie's pick: Brian Austin Green. Yep... little David Silver is all grown up these days.
One condition: NO MORE RAPPING!
My choice, you ask? None other than everyone's favorite guitar-playing uncle who lived in a room with pink bunny wallpaper. Yes, I speak of John Stamos aka Uncle Jesse.
A mullet can't even mar this perfection
But this... yummy!
John Stamos is one of those guys who just gets better looking each year. Sure, he likes to get drunk and babble incoherently on Australian talk shows but who doesn't? He is so hot; he almost makes the Beach Boys look cool when he tours with him... and that is no easy feat.
You are still holding it down well, Uncle Jesse. Rebecca-whatever-the-hell-her-name-is is a moron for dumping you for that fat kid from Stand By Me. You are welcome to the island any day!
3 comments:
Did you watch the Bob Saget Roast on Comedy Central? Stamos looked soooo hot and was hysterical. Good call on that one. Sometimes the similarties between us scares me...
I haven't seen it yet but will have to check it out... and soon!
Brian Austin Green has definitely turned out well. He is in the TV show the "Sarah Conner Chronicles" and is scorching hot. Not that I would turn down Uncle Jesse either. Have Mercy!
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