10/4/08

No Condoms? Use Diet Coke In A Pinch



Turns out this old wives' tale actually has some validity. Researchers have discovered that Coke products really do work as a spermicide. For some reason, Diet Coke works best. Just for the taste of it, indeed!

** Editor's note: This blog does not actually advocate the use of soda as birth control. But if you really are stupid enough to try it, I reserve the right to laugh at your dumb ass when you get knocked up!

3 comments:

CKD said...

A trip to Target on a weekend will also work as birth control. Just sayin'...

Southern Helle said...

Should I have put a disclaimer that this blog doesn't actually advocate the use of Diet Coke as birth control? But I figure if someone is dumb enough to actually try this, they deserve whatever they get.

Leather Peacock said...

the sad thing is, you know there are people dumb enough to try it. I have heard stories about other things that girls have tried using 2 liter bottles for as well...