10/4/08
No Condoms? Use Diet Coke In A Pinch
Turns out this old wives' tale actually has some validity. Researchers have discovered that Coke products really do work as a spermicide. For some reason, Diet Coke works best. Just for the taste of it, indeed!
** Editor's note: This blog does not actually advocate the use of soda as birth control. But if you really are stupid enough to try it, I reserve the right to laugh at your dumb ass when you get knocked up!
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A trip to Target on a weekend will also work as birth control. Just sayin'...
Should I have put a disclaimer that this blog doesn't actually advocate the use of Diet Coke as birth control? But I figure if someone is dumb enough to actually try this, they deserve whatever they get.
the sad thing is, you know there are people dumb enough to try it. I have heard stories about other things that girls have tried using 2 liter bottles for as well...
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