Christmas Cheer... By Jove, It Finally Hit Me!

I am a slow burn for the holiday season. I despise nothing more than seeing Santas being displayed in stores just past the Halloween costumes. The season hits entirely too soon for me. I like breaking rules on a lot of things but I turn in to a die-hard traditionalist when it comes to Yuletide. No decorations until the day after Thanksgiving. No shopping until Black Friday. No Christmas songs until the Advent calender gets broken out. It is simple math to me. There is no way to sustain enthusiasm for the holidays when you start months prior.

The weeks following Thanksgiving turn me in to a big ball of stress as I make lists and try to bargain shop. Bah Humbug! It is hard to feel the spirit of the season when battling long lines and crowded parking lots. But, as always, somewhere around the 22nd of the month, my spirits lift and I really start to dig Christmas.

Things that have put me in the Christmas spirit so far:

1. Over-done light displays on houses a la Clark Griswold

2. Any Christmas carol sung by Elvis

3. People out in public wearing Santa hats

4. The look on a friend's face when they aren't expecting a gift

5. The look on my face when new friends surprise me with a gift

6. The silly $5 or less gag gift I bought for my office Chinese auction.

7. That six hour drive to my parents' house tomorrow. Sure... traffic will probably suck and it is awfully cold and windy but I can't wait to see them again. Because, when it all comes down to it, they are what Christmas is all about!

Reason #278 I Am Ready To Leave Virginia

View of my evening commute

Nothing drives me more bonkers than traffic. If only I could meet the genius urban planner who came up with the bright idea to have only two tiny roads leading out of a military base containing tens of thousands of employees and have those roads dump out on to a major highway that already has swarms of traffic from DC... there would be massive blood spill if I could get my hands on him or her!

The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears, or the sea

Operation Relocate To Coastal Carolina has officially kicked off. After a grueling weekend (okay... we did take Sunday off to frolic in the waves) spent looking for the perfect new pad, the lease is signed and the deposit is deposited. Now I need to rid myself of clutter here in Virginia a la "Clean House"... where is Niecy Nash when I need her?

I have three different lists sitting on my coffee table of things to do before the move. Maybe I should quit making lists and just do something!

I can't wait to get out of the DC sprawl. Today while I was stuck in wall-to-wall traffic on Route 1, all I could do was daydream about the less crowded commute waiting for me in NC. Instead of traffic and strip malls, I will have crashing waves and seagulls as my scenery. September 12th cannot come soon enough!